Honest Author Bios

He lives in an increasingly unfashionable neighborhood of San Francisco with a cat on hunger strike and an oven that needs cleaning.

She lives in New York with two roommates, whom she suspects of sleeping with each other and "borrowing" her beer.

He lives in Montana with his future ex-wife.

She lives across from a small, barren park and cries softly to herself whenever she hears the sound of the forlorn pigeons.

She lives in London with her husband, two children, and a mountain of debt that is about to swallow them whole.

He lives and works in Chicago in constant fear of the guy who lives across the hall.

He lives in Hawaii and you don't.

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