This Is How I Greet Him Every Day

The Husband: Hiya!
Me: Hullo!
Orbital: Dingadingadingadingading dinga ding dingggg....
The Husband: What's this? I didn't know I was coming home to Euro Dance Disco Central.
Me: I was craving some chill out music.
The Husband: Is this Orbital?
Orbital: Bee boop-boop beep beep, dunga dunnnn.
Me: I felt like traveling back to 1996.
The Husband: You've had wine. Only lonely people drinking wine crave chill...
The Zutons: SQUAWK, HONK, WAIL.
The Husband: ...out music?
Me: It's on random.

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