This Is Why I Don't Have "A List"

"He's good looking."
"No."
"What?"
"No. You have enough crushes already."
"What do you mean?"
"With you and your David Mitchell..."
"You know that that's the author, not the comedian, right?"
"That makes it even worse! You could meet him and say that you were under the power of some sort of mind meld."
"Because David Mitchell is Vulcan?"
"Because he's an INTELLECTUAL!"
"Would it be better if it were David Mitchell, the comedian?"
"No! Because he would woo you with laughter."
"What about both David Mitchells... AT THE SAME TIME?"
"Now you've gone too far."

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