Wednesday
Aug192009
Good Citizens Of New York: I Am About To Unleash This Tiki Rage Upon You
Wednesday, August 19, 2009 at 12:57PM Me: So, what do you want for you birthday?
J: [Mimes shooting a gun.]
Me: You really want gun lessons.
J: On a Tiki range. Tiki gun lessons.
Me: I don't think that exists.
J: WELL THEN FIND IT, WOMAN.
(Fear not for your safety or mine; this isn't actually going to happen. When I asked him what he really wanted, he said a nice meal at a nice restaurant where we both get to dress up and have Tiki drinks. He's just a kitten, really. A kitten with a Tiki obsession.)
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