Bro-therly Love

"Let's see what crap films are on."
"How about I Love You, Man? It's got that guy from Freaks and Geeks in it."
"What's it about?"
"Here's the synopsis on IMDb: 'Friendless Peter Klaven goes on a series of man-dates...'"
"No."
"'...to find a Best Man for his wedding. But when his insta-bond with his new B.F.F....'"
"No no no no no."
"Oh, look; they have a Bromance category!"
"No. We are not watching anything that qualifies as a Bromance."
"Hmm... There's nothing in the category."
"Phew."
"But wouldn't I Love You, Man qualify as a Bromance? I think if any film were to qualify for the Bromance category it would be I Love You, Man."
"No Bromances."
"Well you'd better help me pick a film. Or else it's I Love You, Man."
"No! That's the crappest of the crap."
"You said a crap film."
"See what else is on."
"Hang on. I'll check what's on Bromance On Demand."

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