My Twitter Account 1992-1993, Based On Actual Journal Entries

Obsessed with music. It allows me to express myself, kind of like in Winesburg, OH.
11:52 PM Sep 9th via spiral notebook

Nothing much happened, but @martyr and I kissed and I've felt like a slut ever since then.
7:33 PM Sep 10th via spiral notebook

Down with the razor! Long live glorious black leg hair! #feminism
8:05 PM Sep 10th via spiral notebook

I don't know what to do. We have a band alright, everyone's excited. One problem. I don't have an amp. Pooh.
9:42 AM Oct 5th via spiral notebook

Family discussions about the art of pouring apple juice excite me.
6:24 PM Nov 23rd via spiral notebook

Why do they all look at me? I'm not that strange. My attire only tells you who you are yourself.
3:32 PM Dec 12th via spiral notebook

WHAT IS THE USE OF IT? #angst
11:57 PM Feb 18th via spiral notebook

All i know is i want to be alone with the people i want to be with
11:03 PM Mar 7th via spiral notebook

Currently, i'm sitting in a room with five guys listening to Flotsam & Jetsam death metal. Zach is playing Enduro on Atari. No one is talking.
2:30 PM Mar 11th via spiral notebook

I hooked up with Jay and he was cool. @GinBlossoms were great.
11:58 PM Apr 18th via spiral notebook

Cheers is on. The final Cheers. It's very sad. Okay?
9:01 PM May 20th via spiral notebook

Sam Malone is giving up sex and he is sad. Carla is lying on the table seducing @TedBeringer.
9:12 PM May 20th via spiral notebook

RT @Woody_Cheers: You know, Darth Vader could not be Luke Skywalker's father. They don't have the same last name.
9:23 PM May 20th via spiral notebook

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Comments

[jessica maria]

HAHAHA! I LOVE THIS POST!

[Tracie]

FOLLOW.

[Amy --- Just A Titch]

Gah, I would kill for an ounce of your creativity, Zan. Love this post.

[Sarah Brown]

I love how you look like Tina Fey in your icon pic.

[Zan McQuade]

Sarah: Don't share that with my boss, who loves calling me Liz Lemon. I don't know if it's obvious from the image (over on Tumblr, for those who haven't seen it), but I also added some likely suspects for people I might have followed on Twitter in 1992/1993: Michael Stipe, Robert Smith, and 97X (WOXY, RIP). Not pictured: @toadthewetsprocket, @nedsatomicdustbin, and @keanureeves.

[Leah]

Simply brilliant.